Unlikely Superheroes & their Sidekicks
- Stud Muffin Top & Crueller Lady
- Penis Girl & Vagina Guy (Fighting Sexism Throughout the Galaxy)
- Super John Doe & Your Name Here
- Mr. Know-It-All & Dum-Dum
- Captain Dweeb & Sir Reginald Schmuck
Annoying and/or Pointless Aphorisms …
- Never say always.
- As you get older you repeat yourself.
- Always say never.
- As you get older …
- Never mind.
- Aphorisms are so trite, aren’t they?
- Keep yourself in Czech.
- Nihilism, it’s nothing to fear.
Ill-considered Career Choices
- Chia farmer
- Suicide bomber
- Posthumous bucket list editor
- BB Gunman
- Urinal cake salesman
- Urinal cake inspector
- Urinal cake collector
- No I’m not obsessed with urinal cakes, why would you even think that?
- Pushed pork
- Tankless water tanks
- Pre-moistened dessicant packets
- Dung-scented air freshener
- Air-scented dung freshener
Stupid Stupid Questions
- When will the final apocalypse get here?
- What is a question?
I’m terribly sorry about this. Clearly I’ve completely lost my way as a blogger. Or maybe I never had my way. Not sure.