My freakin crazy dog has a ghost writer! You’ll never guess who! Yes, Wendy, of the internet’s Life with Buck fame. She has published a page of his memoir (or manifesto fragment- you decide) on the INTERWEB!
Please check it out, Wendy is quite the artist! Thanks Wendy! [BTW, Oliver cannot afford to pay you whatever he promised. I hope he didn’t start telling you about his bag of “diamonds”. He’s such a liar. He’s NEVER been to South Africa. Or north, east, or west Africa for that matter.]
Clearly we’ll need to take the phone out of his crate. Here we thought all he did all day was tear his bedding to shreds and thrash. Who knew?