The first box of the season has arrived at the house. It’s from my sister via UPS. She always sends xmas stuff and I never do. I suck. You’d think she’d’ve stopped by now. At least I provide her with the opportunity to bitch me out for never sending anything. So that’s something. I bet there’s a really nice sweater for me in that box. My sister picks out the best sweaters for me. I always get great compliments at work on how sexy I look in the sweaters my sister sends me. Guess I’ll stop there.
No! It’s just a sweater and some other stupid stuff for humans you dumb pets. And don’t dare take a whizz on that box Oliver! I know you want to. Little dork. No pissing on the amaryllis either.