About 0-Dave

I am a middle-aged computer end user support geek. That’s what we call you folks. End users. Sounds sort of negative doesn’t it? Well it’s not, I’m an end user too.

I work at a small, picturesque, 4-year residential liberal arts college. I live in a rural setting, do lots of bicycling and gardening to recuperate from digital exhaustion, or bit fatigue as I like to call it. When you start clicking on things in real life, then you have bit fatigue.

Please don’t click on me. Get that cursor OFF ME!

I also listen to lots of music. There is so much great music out there. Please don’t steal it. Buy it from CD Baby. Or iTunes. Whatever. Music is important. Please listen.

I know this isn’t much to go on, but read the blog to learn more. If you have the time.

God bless the Internet.

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  1. Just sort of cursing around tonight so I am not quite sure how I arrived here..maybe through Hawk?

    Anyway, I like your honesty and you made me laugh. Most importantly though I am smitten with Oliver!

    So I’ll be back by.

  2. OOPS! I meant cruising around…though I may have been cursing while cruising! :)

  3. Thanks for visiting gypsy-heart. Please come back often. You’re the only one ever to comment on my About page.

    Congratulations?

    And no wonder you were cursing!

  4. Hey dave or can i call u -0- as i know u both in cyberspace and on terra firma. i wanted to post this in t-0-d science section, but could not find a way to do it so i’m posting it in this thread. I was suprised to read that a.c. clarke, who died several days ago, had written the short story “9 billion names of god.” i remember being almost as moved by that (not so much ‘moved’ as intrigued with some sort of emotional experience) as i was by Asimov’s “The Question” (at least as much as one can be moved by a short scifi story) . I somehow thought that R. Bradbury had written 9B Names. Finding out recently that Clark was a devout athiest and that according to what I have heard he would actually excoriate and humiliate those who professed religious belief in front of him (clark) makes my incorrect memory and clarke’s authorship of 9B Names pleasantly ironic. Today’s NYT has a piece about a.c.clarke. i’ve read part of it and it looks good, so here’s the link
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/25/science/25essa.html?_r=1&ref=science&oref=slogin
    if the link is no good, u can find the essay in the 3/25 science section
    enjoying your blog.
    Peter

    Thanks Peter! You can call me whatever the hell you want. You’ve earned that right. I’m tempted to try and move your comment to where you wanted it, but I guess I’ll leave it here since you’re the only person I actually know to leave a comment on my “About” page. FYI, the easiest way to find an old post is to use the little search thingy that very quietly appears near the bottom of the column right. Enter “science fiction” and click the little arrow. Wa La.

    -update, in your honor Peter, I move the Search bar up the right column, just beneath the comment listing. Wa La. :D

    Anywho, thanks a bunch for the link to the Overbye essay. I wish it had been a longer piece. I love that guy!

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  6. Hey Dave,
    According to your conceptual vortex you haven’t had a Comical thought since March. That’s not really true, is it? Do you think maybe your vortex could be broken? Possibly it is choking on the raglove that Riasat (above) thinks you’re looking for. I know that would slow me up, and possibly dampen my mood. Just a thought.

    Hey vermonter. I love your new blog. I hope you get a better conceptual vortex than I did. Mine’s been down for some time now. I think it’s the flux capacitor. I meant to delete that advertising comment some time ago, but couldn’t bring myself to do so. It’s so sincerely worded …

  7. Oh…don’t delete it. What the world needs now is rag-love. Thanks for readin’ my noo bloog, too!

    :D you betcha!

  8. Dave.
    Stu here (recumbent trike ) Just connecting, thought we could possibly get together for a ride some time. I am approaching 200 miles since I saw you. Not bad?!

    Hi Stu! Thanks for connecting. Good going on the 200 mile mark. :D I’m taking this weekend off because I sliced my right hand trying to remove my new bike pump from its packaging. But I hope to run into you sometime soon since I bike through Henniker often.

  9. Hello from New York. You have very nice photography on here.

    Thank you Mike. I see you are a photographer too. Nice!

  10. Hello David,

    Laurie Kendrick–damn glad to meet you. Thanks for coming aboard le blog du Laurie and leaving me such lovely thoughts.

    I get so few.

    I enjoy your blog, too. I’ve got more comedic crap generating from my HIGH-larious loins in the near future, so please don’t be stranger.

    I too am middle-aged, will be 50 in April and still feel like I’m 26. Odd age for a compare and contrast but then again, I’m an odd woman.

    Continued success. Love your writing.

    Let’s commune soon.

    Best,
    LK

    Thanks Laurie, hardly anybody ever leaves comments on my “About” page. I think that’s special, don’t you? My wife just turned 50 in September and we’re both doing quite nicely in our middle age years. I still feel young too, and vaguely hope that has something to do with the ageless quality of our souls. If not that then it’s just immaturity. Which is more likely, I ask you?

    Whatever! Thanks for your compliments too, and right back atcha!

    Even Better than Best,
    DL

  11. I’ll bet George Carlin would have had a choice comment or two about end users. :)

    Yeah, I bet he would have! I almost wonder if he did. Think I need to update my About page?

  12. I have a burning question for Dave…

    You may or may not remember posting a message nearly two years ago, but you probably remember the subject matter…

    A commercial for soda on black and white television that somehow allowed you to see color…

    It came up in discussion recently, and I was curious. I searched the internet in vain only to find two other pages that seemed to talk about the commercial in question. One site had you bringing up the commercial, but not being able to remember all the details:

    http://lifewithbuck.com/2007/12/18/qa-sunday-decorations-that-are-awful-and-painful-soda/

    Have any luck remembering in the past two years? I’m dying to find out more, but keep running into dead ends.

    The other page had a guy mentioning the commercial too (and yes, I bugged him about it as well). If this helps, he seems to think it was during “Rat Patrol”.

    I’ll keep an eye on this page to see if you answer. Thanks!

    Thanks for your inquiry ynot4tony2. This is a bit frustrating for me too. I have also done some fruitless searching. My recollections are that it was a one-syllable brand name, like Crush, Wink, Squirt, or something like that. It surely was in the 60s too, probably the late 60s, and I lived in South Florida for a couple of those years, so it could have been there that I saw this commercial. It was a stroboscopic effect that was probably dangerous to anyone with seizure disorders, and made an illusion of color. Sorry I can’t remember more. Please let me know if you discover anything else, and I will do the same.


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